Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I am one with the molecules
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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