yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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