Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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