i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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