Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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