Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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