So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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