You just made me feel so damn special
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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