How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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