who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I will die if light touches me.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
