Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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