Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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