I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Do you remember whose house we're in?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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