you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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