god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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