I hope mine doesn't look like that
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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