it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
two words...techno handjob
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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