You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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