Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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