I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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