Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
Randomize