scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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