Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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