and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Randomize
