i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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