And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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