no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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