Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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