It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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