so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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