Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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