no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
the condom got lost in my hair
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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