3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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