new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
he thought i was a dude.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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