Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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