I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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