You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I need water and some morals
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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