After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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