I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
The uberlube is also flammable
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
The dick lei will go down in squad history
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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