What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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