thus making me awesome and them whores
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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