Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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