Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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