My brain says no but my pants say off.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Ketchup is God's man juice
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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