I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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