Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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