There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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