RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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