turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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