? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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