i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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