Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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