Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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