what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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