That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
